I love TLC. It’s my favorite channel. There’s usually something on that I like. So here’s my TLC happy rant. Been meaning to write this for weeks.
Jon and Kate plus 8
This is my favorite show in the whole entire world because it’s real. Very real. They aren’t hiding anything. Like Jon said “Wouldn’t it be weird if we were all smiley and “Oh, honey, I’m so glad we’re always happy!’ all the time?” True words indeed. Kate’s very commanding, he’s more easygoing, they argue sometimes, but they end up figuring it out. And quite honestly, most people nowadays don’t. I love how she’s all organic, but spends only about 150 dollars a week on groceries. Schwow. WE spend more then that and there are only five of us and we don’t eat organic generally. And I love their kids. I can tell them all apart now!!!!!! I watch it every monday night without fail.
What Not to Wear
Used to love it. Now Stacie annoys me. A lot. She wears great clothes and is funny but just annoys me. Clinton is nicer and more polite and considerate. Nick Arrojo I dislike because he ALWAYS DOES THE SAME DANG THING. Cuts it short, dies it a darker color with slightly lighter highlights, and layers it. Why can’t he do something ORIGINAL and try to make it look good long?! Carmendy is so good though. The light cream eyeshadow under the eyebrow and in teh corners of yoru eye really does word to brighten you up. And I now know how to apply eyeliner though I hate it. I always think I’m going to write on my eye or something.
Say Yes to the Dress
Ah, wedding dress bliss. Hundreds of beautiful lacy silky gorgeous gowns and emotional women working with sometimes pathetic consultants. Can we spell drama? Claudia. Drives. Me. Nuts. I hate that women. Concieted, self-serving, defensive, and mad at her job. All-time most hateable quotes ever:
“I’m just doing my job. It may be your fantasy but it’s sure not mine.”
“In ten years I can see myself as being in a fantastic position at Clinefeld. I think I’m a wonderful salesperson.”
“Look, I’m doing my best. I can’t do anything better then that. It’s just a job, I’m not gonna sweat it at the end of the day.”
I was so glad when they fired her.
A Baby Story/Bringing home baby
Bringing Home Baby is hilarious. New young-ish mother freaking out when the baby cries when it needs its diaper changed. Worry worry worry. Babies cry. It’s very interesting to see them cope with having to care for a baby and find out what it’s really like. I also really like A Baby Story. Babies are adorable. Nice to know they keep on coming. It also kind of dissapoints me because I wasn’t able to be at the hospital when Mercy was emergency-delivered or when Hope was born. My other friends were able to see their siblings for the very first seconds of the baby’s life. I didn’t see Mercy till she was a few days old, and didn’t see hope until she was seven months.
So there’s my TLC rant. Good night.